Jack O'Satire: Stand Back Journalists! Congressman Smalwilly's cock may be classified.
Breaking the News:
Axetogrind.com released a bombshell story in the early hours of Tuesday morning, concerning California representative and House of Cards un-Intelligence committee member Eric Smalwilly.
It seems that Rep Smalwilly may have been compromised by a Chinese Communist Party Spy by the name of Fukd Fung. Staffers for Rep Smalwilly could neithe…